首先是和点餐员的第一次过招啊

一般是她先出招 一声bonjour夹着几分抚媚..

各位看官若以为这时候应该见招拆招回一句bonjour 那可就完了...

因为接下来点餐员小朋友会以迅雷不及掩耳之势连爆一大串法语..逼得你不得不使出超必杀“sorry，i beg u pardon？”

所以一开始拆招的时候就要装作蠢蠢地一句法语都听不懂的样子回一句“hello？”

然后小朋友就会和你用英语作答啦

但是因为双方英语都很烂 所以基本都处于不停repeat的程度 在外人看来简直就是两台人肉复读机..

然后正式点餐也是相当可怕的过程...譬如麦当劳10种套餐 我能念得出名字的就只有big mac一份..

好吧...我承认还有double big mac

类似于麦乐鸡这种 我就认得单词中的一个poulet..

所以一般来说都是瀑布寒的说 could i have the sandwich NO.6?

接下来又是一道考验

小朋友会亲切的问你： trio？

老子前几次根本不知道这个单词什么意思啊 后面大言不惭的BEG对方pardon了好多次才明白是问我单点汉堡还是要套餐..

自那以后一切也还顺利

直到有一次有个老阿姨没有问我trio与否 而是说了句 康胖喔翁力的三位取？

老子一下就愣在当场..

过啦好久才反应过来该老阿姨是问我compound or only the sandwich？

当时就想哭了呀 久违的英文呀...

还有点饮料的时候基本不知道什么是什么啊coke pepsi 7-up这种都还好 基本在国内就知道了

有的标志很大一下子也就记住了比如立顿的柠檬茶叫brisk

但是现在老子相当喜欢当地的一种苹果汁饮料啊 但是对住盖子上面那一堆法文实在是很尴尬地叫不出名字 每次买基本上都要和老板靠手语交流..

总结：在mont-town点餐最重要的一点就是要随时随地传递给别人这样一个信息口牙：

我是个傻逼 我只会讲英文..

很激动啊 终于以肉身的形式不朽了

from:

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5868/title.biggie-immortalized-in-wax-at-madam-tussauds

正文：

Ms. Voletta Wallace will unveil a wax figure of her son Christopher Wallace, also known as the Notorious B.I.G., on Thursday (October 25) at New York City's Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, at 11 A.M.

Twenty-Three high school students from Brooklyn, where Biggie also grew up, will honor him by singing "I'll Be Missing You," a tribute song released shortly after Biggie's death, and gospel song, "I'll Fly Away." The students are members of the Brooklyn High School of the Arts' choir.

The rapper's figure dons a white three-piece suit, white hat and white shoes and is standing with one hand in its pocket and the other hand resting on a gold and wood cane.

Madame Tussaud's studio artists studied several photos and hours of video footage of Biggie to create the figure, making sure they captured Biggie's spirit and demeanor, as well as his physical likeness.

Visitors to Madame Tussaud's will be allowed to snap photos with Biggie's figure, which will be housed in its own room. Guests can use parts of their body to break moving multi-colored light beams to trigger clips of Biggie's songs to play, as they approach the figure.

It has been over ten years since the death of the iconic Hip Hop figure.

武当真的是和谐组织啊 和gay-unit完全不一样的

RZA很有大哥风范的为了鬼脸的碟把八图延后了一个星期啊

这才是真正的family

原文链接：http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5863/title.rza-pushes-back-wu-tang-album-as-response-to-ghostface

原文

RZA addressed the current internal beef between Wu-Tang and Ghostface Killah in a recent interview with MTV News.

Ghostface Killah had expressed his disappointment in the fact that his new album, Big Doe Rehab was being released on the same day as the new Wu-Tang album, 8 Diagrams, which has now been moved to December 11.

"The blame can't fall on me like that," RZA said about the dueling release dates. "Wu-Tang Clan is a bunch of brothers working on one common cause. We planned to put that record out in September, then October, and it kept getting pushed because it's just a lot of work. I wasn't really conscious [Ghost] was dropping an album on December 4th, but yesterday we moved our [group] record from the 4th to the 11th. We gave that spot to Ghostface because of how he felt. I had to make that call. [SRC label head] Steve Rifkind also; he was getting bashed up by Ghost. So...we moved."

According to RZA, Wu decided to move in an act of brotherly love.

"I think that shows the kind of bigger men we could be. Ghost is my brother, [I] love him to death. But we're in this business, and it's hard to kind of discern what's right and what's wrong. But I will say that, when it comes to a Wu-Tang Clan album, I plan on making it a 60/90 day type of schedule. It turned out to be a 200 day schedule, and I didn't want to wait until next year [to put out 8 Diagrams]. But Ghostface, we moved it to the 11th. You got that 4th. Do your thing right then, double up [the] next week, make mad cream this year, family."

终于买到了呀 /激动





没减指甲 有点小恶心啊.../gg 我不是故意的

哈哈真开心啊 1块钱买的呀 不过邮费花了6块

gotta check this out! 我笑死了阿

本来下午是来学校自习的，但是这也太好玩了

哈哈 无人比我更爱biggie的

BTW:online chinese input?    difficult as hell!

这个超像

这个也不错

that gotta be lil' cease...

this one..u gotta be kidding me..man..that not biggie at all! that craig mack!

reference: allhiphop.com

我晕啊 review也太难写了吧...写了差不多2个小时才刚刚600词 还几了不少网上的资料...

我还是喜欢那种乱七八糟风格的review啊像自作孽和几汤的 自己写个这卵严肃revieww难受死了

选哪部电影都犹豫了好久 一开始是simpsons movie后面又想换变形金刚 最后还是没办法，选了个freedom writers..

标准的chinglish咯，小朋友看了不要学坏，大朋友看了不要笑坏..

The FREEDOM WRITERS, which released early this year, is the most encouraging movie I’ve seen in 2007, from where I stand, I will give a 8/10 for this movie for its great inspiration.

FREEDOM WRITERS is inspired by a true story and the diaries of real Long Beach, California teenagers after the 1992 Los Angeles riots: a young English teacher Erin Gruwel inspires her class of at-risk students to learn tolerance, apply themselves, and pursue education beyond high school.

The movie told the fact of racism and real respect : in the beginning of the class, some students was laughing at a caricature of a black student with big lips and saw by Gruwel, she stop them immediately ,and when the black student who was laughed said it was not a big deal, she compared this caricature to the Nazis' caricatures of Jews with big noses. And then she told he student the Holocaust, took them to the museum of Museum of Tolerance, and brought them the diary of Anne Frank which were mostly bought by herself due to the fact that school was both incapable and unwilling to pay for books and excursions. Gruwel is great because she did not like the other teachers in that school, who said ”everybody is equal, I love every child in the school” while acted ridiculously in trying to prevent the children from the street come to their classes for they thought those kids are unable to learn. In my opinion, it’s not the street background preventing those students to learn well but the racism prejudice of the teacher. At first, they abandon the students, then the students abandon themselves as they lose their hopes and dreams, and they drop school, go back to street, become drug dealers and gangsters instead of   engineers and lawyers what they supposed to be, and they raise their kids in the ghetto   and when their youngs will be still viewed by color glasses when they go to school for their street back ground… …and this Vicious circle can last forever until somebody like Gruwel came out. In fact, I think the other schools should not only learn the Method Gruwel taught her students, but also learn how not to judge a student by his or her background and how to respect every student not because he or she is Jew or black people or Asian but for he or she is a human being.

This movie also taught the lesson of honesty: when the Cuban girl finally stand up to accuse her Compatriots for killing an Asian in the grocery store although she will be a Traitor in her races after then. It tells that when loyalty to the race is against the law, don’t betray the Conscience of yourself, cause that’s the loyalty to the whole human beings.

FREEDOM WRITERS also told a story of dream pursuing and hope: when finally, they raised enough money is to achieve their dreams: have Miep Gies , who was hiding Anne Frank and her family from the Nazis during World War II , and four Holocaust survivors come over to talk about the Holocaust. That scene is so touching for back then their situations are more grim than those students but them still make it, and that inspire the students as well as me.

Last, but not least, this movie’s soundtracks have very good quality, especially the one called ”a dream” performed by Common and Will.i.am. from black eyed peas, also mixed with the famous “ I have a dream” speech of Martin Luther King, Jr. in fact, some one gave the music video link of this song in youtube first, and I love that song so much that I decide to watch the movie, as a result, I got my most incredible inspirational experience in 2007.

发现有很多地方打错了...

真是的 早知道英文不好就该打中文了..

the greatest rap of all time...

altought i was just a chinese sensitive chink

i still fucking deeply understand what" u wanna tell in "juicy"

it'be 10 years now

do u in heaven smile & down?

ur desert ease truly make other mcs freaze

& i always remember:

sky's the limit!

中国时间３月８号SOUTH PARK第１１季回归

本小翻译又要出马了！

哈哈，好期待本人第一次复出之作喔！

FRM字幕组，我小伤又回来了！

内事不决问百度，外事不决用ＧＯＯＧＬＥ

解决疑惑弄ＷＩＫＩ，下片传片当ＭＩＮＩＮＯＶＡ

哈哈，我还是喜欢用ＧＯＯＧＬＥ的，不过百度查中文真的很赞！