所以我和上帝聊天了：

Me:
helo
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
i am zhangyulong
God:
OK I will call you zhangyulong.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
i can't believe it
God:
...
Me:
are you sure you are god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
what's heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
i think there are many gods on that planet
God:
Why? More than a million?
Me:
do you have a family?
God:
My "father" and "mother" is Myself.
Me:
ah!
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
will i be rich?
God:
The oracle says: Could be.
Me:
how long will i live?
God:
Hopefully not too much longer.
Me:
i am hungery
God:
Do your friends call you hungery.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too zhangyulong.
Me:
will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
……


上帝还在线呢，去和他聊天吧：

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html