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2007-03-25 20:06
A school teacher and a principal of a high school are concerned because some boys and girls have been seeing kissing on the school playground. The teacher says to the students. "The principall and I have decided to stop kissing on the school playground." Hearing some laughter, she senses her message was not altogether clear, so she adds, "What I mean to say is that I have decided to stop kissing going on under our noses. |
2007-03-25 19:58
Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
That was no lady, that was my wife. |
2007-03-23 19:16
One absent-minded professor approached the edge of a wide river, and far across on the other side he saw another absent-minded professor. The first man called out loudly, "Hello! How do you get to the other side of the river?"
The second man on the far side of the river shouted back, "Hello! You are already on |
2007-03-23 19:02
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around on the country roads, see how farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned a living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the fa |
