大意就是说:凡事,如果你觉的它可能朝坏的方面发展,那它就真会果真如此.

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In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong。
在现实生活中，没有什么事情是永远正确的。所以，如果每件事都在朝好的方向发展……一定出问题了。

Nothing is as easy as it looks
没什么事情像看上去一样简单。

Everything takes longer than you think
每件事总比你估计的要多花点时间

Every solution breeds new problems
每个解决办法都会衍生出新的问题。

The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance
文件的可读性和它的重要性是成反比的。

You will always find something in the last place you look
东西总是在你最后去找的地方被发现。

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
听之任之的话，事情一般不会向好的方向发展。

The other line always moves faster
你旁边的车道总是比你这条走得快些。

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly
每次演示给修理工看电器如何不正常运作时，它都干得挺好。

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it
建立一个连傻瓜都会用的系统的话，一般只有傻瓜才会去用。

The better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you,
the worse you know when this will happen
你越清楚厄运的危害，你越不知道它什么时候降临。

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone
你最好的分数一定是你一个人玩的时候得到的。

He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger
都是那些让你愤怒的人控制你，所以你没法控制你的愤怒。

No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts
没有任何限度的接受可以改变现实。

A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite
一个没有价值观和做人标准的人是不可能成为伪君子的。

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else
不管是西瓜还是芝麻，没捡到前别把手里的扔了。

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again
规则不容易掌握，一旦掌握了，规则又变了。

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears this is true
乐观主义者声称相比前生和来世，我们生活的世界是最好的，悲观主义者就怕这是真的。

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it
你总能找出一个更便捷的方法，在你已经做完这件事以后。

The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
风永远不顺着你的发型吹。

Window polishing: It's always on the other side
擦窗法则：不干净的老是在另一面。

Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention
没有得妄想症的人普遍注意力不集中。

Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later
每次剪了指甲后没多久，就有用得着它们的地方。

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself
对一个不需要自己来做的人来说，没有什么是不可能的。

Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place
概率，也只有概率，是用来解释为什么不大可能发生的灾难发生了。

If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you
如果真相对你有利，没人会信你。

The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits
天才和愚蠢的区别是天才有它的局限性。

Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes
不做决定的人是不会犯错的。

Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
那些谁碰上都倒霉的事儿老是在你身上应验。