在查佛洛依德企鹅的时候发现的关于Penguin的俚语， 这个世界真是太不纯洁了。

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1.When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.

当女人给男人吹箫，让男人达到了高潮，然后女人离开。男人跟着她，扯这她的衣角求她回来。

ex：The bastard pissed me off, so I gave him a penguin.

这个王八蛋尿了我一身，老娘把他搞硬了转身就走。

2.Partner for life,a soulmate,（Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life）

终身伴侣，知己（源于现实中企鹅一旦选择了伴侣就会终身相伴）

ex："Will you be my penguin?"

3.A nun, mother superior, or other female Catholic employed by the Church. Origins in the similarity of dress

羞女，女修道院院长，或者其他女性天主教成员，起源于相同的穿着（和企鹅一样都是黑白的）

4. To pull down a person's pants and/or underwear to their ankles, usually as a prank, causing them to walk like a penguin

拉下一个人的裤子至脚踝，让他们像企鹅一样走路（通常作为恶作剧

ex：I will penguin you!!

5.the thing that is always following me.

老是缠人的东西

ex： GET AWAY FORM ME YOU FUCKING PENGUIN！

给我滚开你这个操/蛋的家伙

6.a sharply dressed man

衣着光鲜的男子

7.A person who thinks in black and white terms and won't associate with people outside of his group.
想法古板，不和异类交往的人。

ex：Billy is such a penguin because he avoids people who don't share his values.

比利是只老企鹅，因为他从来排斥不认同他的价值观的人。

8.A fat and obnoxious woman characterized by a large round body and the ability to make a penis whither with just the sound of her voice.

一个肥胖又恶心的女人，天赋是只要发出声音就能让人阳/痿 （ - - |||

ex：That bitch is a total penguin, yo!

这个婊/子简直是头企鹅，哟!

9.A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels

热衷肛（和谐）交却不承认的人( - - ||| 狂汗

10.a person who always tells the truth an is cute as fu/ck.

总说真话，纯洁到令人fu/ck的人。（ - -| 这比喻

11.a person of high caliber.

高素质的人

顺便查了一下monkey，结果是，这个世界太混乱了。

1.penis

男性生.殖器官

2.Slang term for vagina.

女性生/殖器官（这...monkey难道是雌雄同体?

ex："I got all up in her monkey last night."

3.George W Bush, our president. 乔治布什 （备注是：我们的总统）

4.Someone who is completely useless

完全无用的人

5.Corruption of money

贪污的钱

...基本上都是些不好的。我都不敢翻译出来了……

panda同样难逃厄运

1.A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better,

既友善，又热情，总让你感觉舒服，喜欢向他倾诉一切的亲密朋友。

ex:After a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do

和男朋友吵架后，我打电话给好朋友询问该怎么办。

2.A chubby girl with a cute face.

有着可爱的胖胖脸蛋的女孩。

3.cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

通过s/m使之高潮的女人

4.Someone who is wearing too much eyeliner

画太多眼线的人

5. when you get punched in the eye and it goes black and so you look like an endangered asian black and white bear.

当你眼睛挨了一拳，让你看上去像是冰凌灭种的大熊猫

6.A Chinese, Japanese, or anyone with squinty eyes.

中国人，日本人，或者其他斜视的人 （ - - 这个含义很让人不爽

7.The new word for bare instead of bare u use panda

当你用bare这个词的时候，你可以用panda来取代他

ex：We got panda to wait!!
我们唯有等待

8. A selfish male sexual partner.

自私的男性性伴侣

9.When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

....当你快射了，抽出来射在对方脸上，然后涂在她的双眼上 （ = = 吐槽不能。。。

ex：last night ,i gave my girl a panda.

cat也杯具了。。

1.A person, usually male and generally considered or thought to be cool

冷静的人，常指男性

2.A pussy slang for Vagina

女性生殖器官 （ 又monkey又cat...

3.some heroin.

海洛因

4.An insult to someones appearance. Meaning they are horrible or disgusting.

对他人外貌的侮辱，意思是又可怕又令人恶心

5.A Slang word used to represent a cigarette

香烟

6.A term for a Short and fat penis.

短又粗的...penis