我看了500遍还是没厌倦！

Sometimes a rose is just a rose.
Jewelry, that's another story.
有时候玫瑰就只是玫瑰
如果是珠宝…那就另当别论

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him.
It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out from propagating the species.
What about us?
We're just choosey.
要是男人超过三十岁还是单身
那他一定有问题
他们在进化过程中被淘汰
那我们怎么说？
我们只是太挑剔了

The fact is, the act of cheating is de-fined by the act of getting caught.
One doesn't exist without the other.
偷情的行为
要看有没有被抓到而定
两者不能独立存在

Once you try to change a man, it's doomed. They won't budge.
The things you can work on are hair and wardrobe.
Even then, it's a constant battle.

你不可能改变男人
他绝不会让步
你所能做的就是在发型和穿着上做文章
不过连那也是长期抗争

In love relationships, there is a fine line between pleasure and Paln.
In fact, it's a common belief that a re-lationship without Paln......is a rela-tionship not worth having.
To some, Paln implies growth.
But how do we know when the grow-ing Palns stop......and the ''Paln Palns'' take over?
Are we masochists or optimists, if we continue to walk that Fine line?
When it comes to relationships......how do you know when enough is enough?

在爱情里快乐与痛苦仅一线之隔。事实上，人们普遍相信没有痛苦的恋爱不值得拥有。对某些人来说，痛苦意味着成长。

但是我们怎么能知道何时成长的痛苦会转变成疼痛的痛苦？

若我们继续走在那条线上，我们算是受虐狂还是乐观主义？

谈到爱情，如何能知道是真的够了？

It's slim pickings out there.
You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.
Where did all the great guys go?

找到好男人的机会渺茫
连甩个名牌皮包
都会打到五个蹩脚货
好男人都到哪儿去了？

When Single men have money, it's to their advantage.
If a Single woman has money, it's a problem to be dealt with.

如果一个单身男子有钱，这将是他的优势。

但是如果一个单身女子有钱，这将是个麻烦。

It's about the fact that I wasn't even a factor in his decision-making process..
Men do this all the time.
Women walking around thinking ''we.''
And their version of ''we'' is ''me and my dick.''
这是有关于他在做决定的时候甚至没有将我考虑在内。

男人总是这样。

女人想的总是“我们”，男人的“我们”指的则是“我和我的老二”