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FUCK MY LIFE

听来一个网址，上面都是一些以TODAY开始，以FML结束的留言。大家纷纷贡献自己今天碰见的倒霉事，看客可以投票留言者究竟是“我同意，你的生活的确是一团糟”或者“你活该”。

今天我看到的是：
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
今天，我第一次来例假。爸爸给我买了一张贺卡，还让家里每个人都在上面签了名。FML
6512个人同意她的生活的确是操蛋，471个人认为她活该

Today, after spending ,000 to treat my dog's cancer over the past two months, he died of kidney failure. FML
过去两个月花了1.5万美元给我家患癌症的狗治病，今天，它却死于肾功能衰竭。FML
10951个人同意留言者的生活一团糟，3770个人认为此人活该

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
今天，有一对夫妇来家里做客。我和老婆在厨房里说话。我转过身把东西放进冰箱，另一对夫妇则走进了隔壁的房间。一转过来，我就顽皮地把手伸向老婆的“奶奶”。她一阵尖叫还赏我耳光。原来她是客人的老婆。FML

这个网站在这里：http://www.fmylife.com/