1.家乡的水真甜啊！家乡的水真甜哪！家乡的水喝多了也撑得慌啊！我都满了，拎起来都能浇花了!

2.去年你捡了一个免费电表，跑得比刘翔还快。 

3.你的嘴怎么像棉裤腰一样松？说咱家公鸡下蛋，不就相当于说我怀孕了？ 

4.下自己的蛋，让别人说去吧！ 

5.坏老婆是定时炸弹，好老婆才是碉堡。搂着定时炸弹睡觉，早晚得出事。 

元旦快乐

听到您走了,我心情十分沉重.此时,我无法用语言来形容我的心情,千言万语汇成一句话:"马老.走好!!!"

悼念马季先生

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多哈 Dawhah，Ad 卡塔尔首都，第 一大城市。经济、交通和文化中心，波斯湾 著名港口之一。人口约22万。位于波斯湾 西南岸卡塔尔半岛东岸中部，地势平坦，气 候干旱。原为渔港和采珠船集中港，第二次 世界大战后随国内石油工业发展而繁荣。 集中全国大多数的天然气液化、石油化工、 发电、水泥、塑料制品、鱼类加工、海水淡化 等工业。1970年建成深水港，新建有8个 码头，可停泊万吨海轮。有国际机场，通欧 洲和印度等地。市内有现代化的商业区和 住宅区。街道宽阔，有许多呈现阿拉伯民族 特征的高大建筑。有埃米尔王宫、首都大清 真寺、国家博物馆、水族馆等。

多哈市

卡塔尔首都多哈市是全国的政治、商业和文化中心，人口26.4万，约占全国总人口的50.6％。

多哈位于卡塔尔半岛东海岸的中部，夏季气候炎热潮湿，特别是6－9月份，气温可达摄氏48ºC。冬季气候凉爽，温度适宜，夜间气温一般在

Wang lifts her way to gold glory Saturday, 02 December, 2006 China’s Wang Mingjuan on her way to gold in the 48kg women's weightlifting China’s Wang Mingjuan demonstrated a performance of sheer power to claim the 48kg women’s weightlifting gold at Al-Dana Banquet Hall after leading the snatch, clean and jerk, and overall total categories to dominate the rest of the field.

After taking a commanding lead in the snatch, Wang waited for her nearest rivals to lift in the clean and jerk before entering the competition to topple Thailand’s Pensiri Laosirikul and Thongyim Bunphithak off the top of the leaderboard in the final stages.

Double gold for Chen Saturday, 02 December, 2006 Sepideh Sirani of IR Iran prepares to shoot during the women's 75m trap

Shooting: China’s Chen Li has added individual women’s trap gold to the team gold she took earlier in the day. The 31 year-old was an impressive and deserved winner at Lusail Shooting Range. She finished top of the qualifiers with 69 and held her nerve superbly to make 20 hits of her 25 shots to wrap up victory in the final round for an aggregate of 89.

Compatriot Zhu Mei took silver after just a single shoot-off with Chinese Taipei's Lin Yi Chun when both had finished on 80. Lin's bronze was the first medal of the 15th A