2009-12-11 8:43 1.我们小学毕业非典了，我们初中毕业禽流感了，我们高中毕业甲流了，我们大学毕业....2012了
2. 转自教育局：为迎接2010年高考，增强广大高三同学信心，特邀你回母校参加模拟考，为高三同学垫底。特此通知，请互相转告。
3. 有只胖鸽子，从阳台走进中厅，勇敢地拉了一坨屎后飘然离去！不要迷恋鸽，鸽只是个传说
4. 等中国强大了，全叫老外考中文四六级！文言文太简单，全用毛笔答题，这是便宜他们，惹急了爷，一人一把刀，一个龟壳，刻甲骨文。论文题目就叫论三个代表 |
2009-11-30 23:36
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
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2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像
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2009-11-13 21:24 Today, I came in to work and found the conference room white boards completely clean. My assistant wiped all the white boards where I spent 10 hours writing schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML
今天上班时，我发现会议室里的白板被我的助理擦得干干净净。我花了10个小时在上面写了接下来三个月的计划。我今天正要跟理事会敲定这些玩意。FML
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2009-11-13 21:23 Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML
今天我收到一封确认信，说我已经从大学退学了。我这周刚刚才写完了第十篇要交的论文准备去交。后来我发现我在选择放弃一门课程的时候不小心选上了放弃全部。FML
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2009-11-13 21:23 Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
今天我终于收到了底薪干了三个月的地方发给我的薪水支票。看到有846刀我很开心，立即开车去兑现，在路上弄坏了汽车悬挂，修理需要800刀。FML
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2009-11-13 21:22 2009-11-13 21:21 Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
今天我翘掉了一半高三课程包括一次单元考试，花65刀打车去找女朋友过两周年纪念日。下车时刚好看到她跟另外一个男朋友吻别，他们在一起一年了。FML
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2009-11-13 21:21 Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
今天我收到邮件，说上礼拜闯进我家里的那家伙把我告了。我回到家看到他在里面，就冲上去按倒他，给他脸上来了一两拳，然后用捆电线的扎带给他捆了起来。现在我被指控人身伤害罪，要为他断掉的鼻子和伤到的脸付赔 |
2009-11-13 21:20 Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
今天我新买了一个车上用的CD机以及一个警报器。下班之后我发现车窗被砸了，CD机不见了，警报器的线被剪了，旁边留着张纸条：有种你丫再试一次。FML
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2009-11-13 21:20 Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML
今天我做好了物理课作业，用牙签和胶水制作一个道具，保护一颗鸡蛋从20英尺高的地方掉下来不会摔破。我花了10个小时才做完，我爸花了10秒钟把它踩碎了。明天要交的说。FML
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2009-11-13 21:19 *本菜谱所列做菜方法都是最简单，最易行的。不会发生诸如扑锅、起火、溅油等恶性事故，有心学习的宅男们大可以放心照着本帖去做，彻底和方便面说拜拜！
*本帖所列食材，均会给出购买地点。在超市有明码标价，如购于菜市场，我将给出参考价格，免去你的后顾之忧！
*本帖所有食材加工，均是简单的菜刀切、刨皮刀刮等动作，甚至不用刀切。一例例照学，由浅入深，你也可以有运刀如飞的那一天！
*本帖所有需要用到的香料、配料，均会给出使用方向，让你触类旁通，即 |
2009-09-30 20:09
没有什么比“揭秘”更能吸引我们了（这也是为什么类似“大揭秘”这样的探索节目能够如此受到欢迎的原因）。所以今天这里将继续为大家介绍一些普遍存在的误解。这一期是关于科学上的误解。
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2009-09-29 23:03 
这是有性教育学专家Tristan Taormino和Lou Paget 专为男孩甚至广大懵懂的男同胞们撰写的一片指导性文章。他们想告诉这些自作聪明的男孩们：其实你们都错了，你们最容易犯错误。
Hey guys ，你以为自己对ooxx 了如指掌了吗？即便是你已经‘身经百战’猛士但也可能对MM们的许多常识非常的不了解，甚至还有误解。同时你要明白：小错误也能导致不和谐。
男孩们大多从毛片中获得早起的ooxx知识，但其实我们都知道毛片都是 |
2009-09-26 14:57 When the boy was born, like all the Spartans he was inspected. If he had been small or puny or sickly or misshapen, he would’ve been discarded. From the time he could stand, he was baptized in the fire of combat. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender, taught that death on the battlefield in service to Sparta, is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life. At age seven, as it customary in Sparta, the boy was taken from his mother and plunged in a world of violence. Manufactured by 3 |
2009-08-29 0:17 What's the longest word in the world besides pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ？
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（世界上最长的单词是什么）
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