1、我一个人要乘出租车，司机问我：
你们两个要去哪里？


2、一人从车祸的现场走开，迎面有人拦住他：
hei !你的一只手还在车上呢！


3、车开得飞快，一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。


4、开摩托车接女朋友下班，后半夜有点凉，女友温柔的张开双手搂住我。
忽然她摸我脸：“冷吗？”刚想接口
忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开，啊！


5、昨夜上网，朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~！正准备开窗说不去，
才突然想起自己搬家了，从1楼搬到10楼~~ 那是谁啊？？


6、午夜里，由噩梦中惊醒的我，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻地问我：“怎么了？”
我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我！
是不是这样的？说着，哥哥把他的头摘下来了。


7、办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼，在30楼工作的小F，一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼
电梯每层都停下开门，门外没人，最后，停在了14楼
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