Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come over for dinner because I had some big news. He said he did too, and came over. After stuffing his face full of food, he broke up with me and said he'd re-enlisted into the marines, leaving in two weeks. I was going to tell him i'm 9 weeks pregnant. FML

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while having sex. FML

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because i'd misbehaved. i told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that i should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die. FML

Today, I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it, I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So, I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins. FML

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

Today, I decided to take a nap. My boyfriend gave me some sleeping pills but I decided last minute not to take them. I woke up to my boyfriend kissing my neck and unbuttoning my shirt. Without opening my eyes, I whispered "ooh this is so romantic." He blurted out shocked, "Oh...you're awake?!" FML

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML

Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

Today, I found out that I am 14 weeks pregnant. The father of the baby is now engaged to my best friend, whom he was cheating on me with when I became pregnant. I'm going to be the maid of honor, 8 months pregnant with his child, at their wedding. FML

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

不过这里只放景色 小吃会单独发一篇

排名不分先后

这辑出片真是太糟糕了~大家凑合吧

抱歉

傻乎乎的从园林入口进入了，一般游客都是从正门进园林门出的~~

园林没怎么逛直接进去左拐来到了这里

看门的很威武

称功颂德

猜猜这是谁

point的是那个偷拍男：P

圆圆的一个圆 可惜没拍出来

古香古色

花花草草

皇家小楼

虚着也挺好

我们在这里

走走瞧瞧

小径两旁

来到一个叫什么博物馆的地儿

这么大锤子要有看守

intro

进去看看

唯一感觉有看头的两个物件

Q版小马驹

欢乐俑

走出来先普及一下知识

很好很高掉

亮哥

名人甲

名人乙

很别致的副手

色荷

三义庙

鼎

三位杰出人士

情节介绍

三义庙斜对面

intro

家谱

孔明苑中心位置所放

是什么呢？

厄~~不好的想法=。=！我和某人一致认为是生活用品....

传说中的木牛流马

蜀汉粮仓

石头

三杰来作为结束

一张mm来起头吧

闻名的春熙路

该说的都说完了，默哀..................

*個性較保守、穩定，喜歡規律、安定
*思想方面比較隱藏，不會真實的表達自己的想法
*平時話不多，但講起道理來卻頭頭是道
*個性比較固執，需要很有耐性的溝通才會有小小的轉變
*直來直往的人，喜怒哀樂很容易從臉上看出

外在行为

*一向非常安逸、隨和，相當樂觀
*本身沒什麼憂患意識，總是相信事情到了最後一定有解決的地步
*不喜歡受約束，愛好自由
*做事保守、不容易衝動，會先收集資訊再決定怎麼做
*理想抱負很多，講得很有自信，但壓力一來逃得比誰都快。

女孩子小时候要破次相才养得大

鼻梁上在两眼之间的位置(专业术语叫"山根"),如果有痣或凹陷或疤痕,这种人会离乡背井

情侣去过紫竹院的和送过石头记的一定会分手 （这个能解释一下么-，-貌似挺准）

如果你以生病为借口 推托别人的约会 或者逃课之类的，那么 过段时间 肯定会生病 而且是说什么样的慌 就生什么样的病

右手臂外侧肘部到腕部之间有痣的桃花运会比较差（　　　　
脖子右侧,锁骨上面一点有痣,对女人来说是非常好的,大贵,不然也会嫁贵夫.左脖子的痣就没什么用了眉毛里面有痣的人都很聪明

女孩子的右手臂上有痣的注定是前世姻缘

对于这个痣的位置，应该是在手臂内侧，朝身体的这一面。
朱砂痣的，就是前世是夫妻，夫妻缘分未尽。
黑色的米痣，就是前世无缘开始，今生来续。

情侣唱广岛之恋会分手

重大的考试或者面试之前，不要剪头发和指甲

女人左腮如果有明显的痣，建议最好取掉。一般这里长痣的人都能说会道，常犯口舌，而且有些妨夫（

脸蛋有肉的女人比较有福

胳膊上有鸡皮的女子,有福气

用红色钱包一定会破财或者无法有积蓄……(

手心纹路清晰而干净的女生（右手）命一定好

眼睛周围有受过伤的印子.听到的说法是这种人命太好,老天爷都嫉妒了,所以要留个印子

牙中间有缝的人父母缘弱

梦见掉牙-家里有亲人去世

男的 有福俩腿毛

脚底有三颗红痣的一定是悟空（介个纯属搞笑-，-）

脖子后面的是苦情痣

女孩子手脚要小，手瘦但柔软无骨，主贵，也就是很多人疼爱；手肉很多，主富，财运会比较好。但前提都是要小，手大脚大会劳碌。（

谈恋爱的女生不要织围脖给男朋友，一般送出去没有多久就分手了。如果一定要织点什么，可以选择织个坎肩什么的。千万不要送围脖。

眉毛淡的女人对男人热情

眉毛浓的人重情，眉毛淡的人寡情

出自校内一篇~~~

情人节其实可短暂了，
手一拉一松，一个情人没了嚎
手再一拉不松开，一堆情人没了嚎

人生最痛苦的事儿是啥？知道嘛，就是“情人节没有情人和你一起过！”；
人生最最痛苦的事儿是啥？知道嘛，就是“情人节所有情人都找你过，嚎~”

情人节最痛苦的事儿是啥？知道嘛，就是“过节了，礼物没准备！”
情人节最最痛苦的事儿是啥？知道嘛，就是“礼物准备了，没情人过节”@_@
最最最痛苦的是啥知道不？“礼物准备了，情人也有了，却被老婆发现了...

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