昨天收到一封提示信, 来自MySpace, 一封让我不服不行的致用户的信, 还是E文的. 好在咱还认得E文, 在此奉献给列位看官:

From: MySpace User Stack
To: me

You have not logged into MySpace since January 1, 2007. That makes us sad!
你丫好久没上我们网站了, 我们挺不爽.

You're also holding a very valuable piece of MySpace real estate, which is the username/URL you chose. That makes MySpace users sad!     Why? Because you've got a URL someone may want, and you're not really using it!
你丫还占用了一个很有价值的用户名和URL, 我们就更不爽了. 现在有人要了.

Since it doesn't look like you're an active user on this account, we will be resetting your username/URL so that someone else can use it.
既然你丫不是活跃用户, 我们就要删了你的用户名和URL.

To prevent this from happening, simply login to MySpace before Oct 31, 2007.
要是你丫不想被删的话, 必须在10月31日前登录一次.

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棕色文字是我理解的意思. 附带说一句, 整封信没有开头和称呼, 末尾倒是有一堆法律申明. 也许中国领先的web2.0网站MySpace了解到我是名喜欢开门见山的用户.