最近事多，所幸这一周所有的行程都按计划完成了，觉得分外满足。

但是，周末，原本是最黄金，拥有着大量连接不断空闲时间的周末，黄掉了。

原本计划：

1. 下载所有申请实习的工作资料，认真阅读然后发送EMAIL。

2. 更新月上。

3. 看书A XX页，书B XX页，书C XX页。

4. 检查邮箱，回读者邮件。

5. 买垃圾桶（………………）。

6. 更奥汀。

7. 修改《XXXX》（暂时不方便公布名字）。

8. 计划下周的行程。

看上去虽多，但动作快应该没问题。但是，完成第三步第一小步的时候，电话响了。

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii my sweetie how are you? How was your day? I misssssssssssssss you!"

"Hey Kate! I miss you toooo I've been good, what's you up to?"

"I've just seen Nick couple minutes ago! He's already booked me (!!!!) for a whole weekend next week!"

"Wow he's so sweet! so how was your last date going?"

"He was such a gentleman and behaved well. But you know what? He behaved too well and I didn't like that! He even didn't try to hold my hands! That's fucking slow! "

（省略一万字）

"I'll see you soon then."

"So Hope you'll enjoy your evening! mwak! mwak! mwak!"

挂掉电话，我微笑着看看时间。

一个小时零五分。

kate，虽然我知道你还有1000多分钟的免费国内电话，但……

晃晃脑袋，继续看书。

五分钟过后，Leon的短信来了。

"Hi how was your day? Shall we meet up outside bond street around 8. The guys're about to wait for us in London bridge."

我回："No problems."

然后继续看书。

但是一到周末，平时忙得短信都不看的某L也开始无聊了。五分钟之后又有一条短信：What do you think about the movie?

我扫了一眼，继续看书。

五分钟过后，电话来了。

所幸Leon不是女人，话比较少，说了几句就挂掉了。但是很干扰，挂了电话以后再看书，一会儿就觉得困了。然后倒下睡觉。

再次醒来是晚上7点过。

看看我的行程，………………

收拾下出门，再回来是凌晨3点过。冲个澡立刻就睡了。

这N个小时中，疯狂的人们——

片段一：

和Leon, Tony, Christina还有matt去一家诡异的酒吧。大概描述一下这个酒吧的模样：一个古堡，里面有无数银色的光芒乱闪，门口排队的、里面表演的要不是庞克就是哥特。其实我自个儿对这种过于颓废的英伦风没太大兴趣，但明显那四个同学对此非常激动——

Christina: It's so weird and scary - OMG I can't stay here anymore.

Leon: Exactly!

Tony: Hey Paper! Do you like it? It's just so cool!

我：....................

Tony: Hey Christy, don't be scared, come here!

然后这对热恋中的情侣忘我地亲亲。我,Leon, Matt站在旁边囧囧有神。

片段二：

从诡异酒吧出来，我在他们一片惊叫声中淡淡地望着夜空。

这真的很吓人么？一个小山洞的古堡里有无数灯光乱窜……

Tony和Matt跑去拿外套，我和Leon还有Christina坐在Leon的车里等他们。但因为是跑车，只有两个人的座位，我又比较瘦就被强迫弄到换挡那块儿中间的缝隙里夹着。所以估计外面的人看来，会第一个看到坐得高高的我，还有被人塞满的车。这时候，Chrisitna阴笑着说：Leon, what do we look like in people's eyes? A man with 2 girls?

Leon摸了摸下巴，挑挑眉：They're gonna be jealous, like "this man's so lucky!".

我：They may think we're lesbians in threesome .

Leon:.............

Christina: ...............

我：OK I can't handle this anymore - I've got backache already. Get up Christy, sit on my knees.

Christina: But you're so skinny (我：slim, not skinny!), ok, you're so slim, I don't wanna destroy you - you can sit on Leon's knees, he's stronger.

Leon: My pleasure.

我：You know what? Actually I am skinny enough to sit here - Where's Tony?

Tony(深夜远处的叫声): Oh man what are you doing to my Chrisiy!

Christina: We're playing threesome!

Leon: Christina.

Christina: yes?

Leon: Get back to your man.

我：Lesbian threesome!

Leon: Paper.

我：yep.

Leon: Why you're so sensitive about the gays? I'll never noticed them if you don't mention a lot.

我：Because I'm gay.

Leon: Oh really? Good for you.

我：Cheers.

Leon: You're welcome.

片段三：

从那个诡异的山洞出来，我处于极度疲倦的状态，提出抗议，要回家休息。然后被Christina直接拖到Tony面前，说我要走。Tony说：Are you insane? It's just half 11! It's the beginning of the day!

我：But it's my bed time ... I usually go to bed around 10（撒谎）。

Tony: I ususally go to bed at 9 and get up at 5 but I'm still awake!

我：I'm going home.

Tony冷冷地看了我一眼，淡定地说：You're not going.

片段四：

从一个连站立都困难的拥挤到吐血的pub出来，我已经陷入半睡眠状态。然后被Christina摇醒。她睁着那双碧蓝色的美丽的大眼睛，激动地望着我：Paper, how do you think about a pool party?

我：Pretty good, I've never had one though.

Tony（碧蓝色的大眼睛闪闪发亮，跟他老婆一模一样）：Wow a pool party!

Christina（大眼睛更加闪亮）：Yes a pool party! Why don't we have a pool party!!

我：Christy, it's 2 o'clock in the morning, we're in London and it's bloody freezing.

Christina: Never mind! We can go to Leon's home and make it in his bathroom!!!

我：You must be kidding me.

Christina: Come on doesn't it sound good?

我：Sorry but I'm shattered ...

Tony: Don't be boring!

Leon: Guys, I'm pretty tired as well. Let's go home.

Christina: Oh nooooooooooooo ... it's just 2! It's fucking early!

Tony: We could of looking for another pub!!!

（在此特别解释下，这仨男都是剑桥毕业的，这妞在伦大读研，虽然周末晚上举止异于常人，但白天都是企业银行的精英，绝非不良社会人士。所以白天他们都是我的偶像，一到周末晚上无异于伽椰子姐姐的存在……）

二十分钟以后。

那三个激情未了的人继续闪烁着他们闪亮的大眼睛飘走了。我和Leon坐在车中茫然了起码五分钟。

回家以后。

发了个短信给Kate说我巨累，明天电话她。刚躺下来没多久她就回电话了，半睁着眼按下接听键，那边传来了欢快的喧哗声：Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaa Are you alright? Hello? Hello? Are you around? ...Hello? ...

这一晚，我甜甜地入眠，做了一个关于Hello的梦。

梦的尽头，有一个充满磁性的男人的声音在轻飘飘地回荡：

Hello Paper, how's your CV going?