1  Right, yeah, ’cause it’s close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.

apron   [ˈeiprən]n.围裙

2   And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.

in a row   一个接一个地，接连不断地

pee   [pi:]    v. 小便(informal)

3   Oh, Pheebs, I’m sorry, I’ve got to go. I’ve got Lamaze class.

Lamaze   [lə'meiz]    adj. [医]心理助产法的

4    Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.

out of whack   紊乱 不正常

5    All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.

a tuna melt 金枪鱼三明治

6  I mean, it’s true, we were one egg, once, but...

egg   [eg] n 卵

7   We’re gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why don’t you get on your back?

get on your back躺下来

8   I will flip you for it.

掷铜板决定

9   Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.

vagina   [və'dʒainə]    n. 鞘,阴道,叶鞘

10   Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.

bath salt浴盐

11  "Sweetheart, you’re fired, but how ’bout a quickie before I go to work?"

quickie  短促的性行为

12  I just figured, you know, size-wise.

size-wise adv.就尺寸而言

13   Knit, good woman, knit, knit!

knit   [nit]    v. 编织

14   See, after I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen-nen, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan.

psychiatrist   [saiˈkaiətrist]n.精神科医生，精神病专家

15  Thinking quickly, Chandler desperately tries to remember anything to do with schizophrenia....

schizophrenia   [ˌskitsəuˈfri:niə]n.精神分裂症

16  And he informed me that she took the news rather badly, in fact, he mentioned the word frenzy.

frenzy   ['frenzi]    n. 狂暴,狂怒

17  In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.

recollection   [ˌrekəˈlekʃən]n.记忆

18  "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

nostril   [ˈnɔstril]n.鼻孔

pot roast焖炖(牛)肉块

19   I know it’s frightening, but, big picture.

big picture <美俚>A view of looking at things which shows the end result or the insignificance of a particular idea or event being evaluated.大局

20  I can’t even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat.

bath mat   浴室防滑垫

21  Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinder’s raise?

put through 完成

22  When I was eight, and I wouldn’t let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus.

thermos   ['θə:mɔs]    n. 热水瓶